Man The Hell Up
If you had to fight a fit guy like me over your girl,
I’d ravage your ass and take her.
YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
When your girl is out with her friends, she’s checkin’ me out,
because I’ve worked out to improve my appearance and it shows.
YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
People look at you and laugh.
People use you as a benchmark to change their own habits.
YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
Don’t be one of those assholes making pathetic recurring attempts to change their lifestyle. Don’t whine about it. You’ve got self-discipline and nothing else in this life.
You’ve got one try: to fail once is to fail every time.
In six months, you’ve either going to be a pathetic, guilt-ridden failure,
or a fucking tribute to human wil.
Your bitch of a mother-in-law will make comments like, “I can’t believe it…”
Your girl will get nervous about how much you can accomplish just by setting your mind to it and start asking you to tell her she’s good enough for you.
Assholes who taunted you will have nothing… nothing… to say.
You did something they either simply couldn’t even begin,
or tried to do and failed miserably.
AND THEN WHEN MY GIRL IS OUT WITH HER FRIENDS,
SHE’LL BE CHECKING YOU OUT, MOTHERFUCKER.
LET’S DO THIS.
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Whatever happened to being a nice guy? Being a gentleman is what makes a guy a real man. Just my thoughts on this.
This is awesome! I think this can truly help people to start taking their exercise routine seriously. Do you have something like this for women too? I think it would be good to have one though.